Am I actually in charge?

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My cells are dumb terminals and I’m their virtual server.

I have epilepsy so my brain gets DDOSed from time to time

Wow that’s a really apt analogy and I laughed way harder than I expected.

You should probably set up cloudflare or something for that.

Lol for real though, my ex had a seizure disorder. It sucked. There was a medication that they had her use for a bit, but it honestly made her so high for hours that taking the medication was worse than her seizures, so she stopped.

GO BACK TO CHESS CLUB, NERD.

Seriously can you guys just leave me alone? Chess is really cool, and you’d find that out if you just tried it. Sportz is dumb anyway.