Trump, Under Oath, Says He Averted ‘Nuclear Holocaust’

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Trump, Under Oath, Says He Averted ‘Nuclear Holocaust’
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Trump narrowly averted a nuclear holocaust... by forgetting how the Football works.

They haven't given him the football. It's just a briefcase with an Arduino and some LEDs in it.