‘I plan to wear a bikini’: Senate Republicans mock changes to dress code
nbcnews.com
The candid reviews of the new rules, which went into effect Monday, even included mockery from Sen. Susan Collins of Maine, who joked to reporters that she planned to “wear a bikini” on Tuesday.
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My industry has largely moved to uniforms. I say we get them all coveralls and be done with it. It’s a job, not a fashion show.
Add flairs of their biggest donors to the overalls
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager : We need to talk about your flair.
Joanna : Really? I... I have fifteen pieces on. I, also...
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager : Well, okay. Fifteen is the minimum, okay?
Joanna : Okay.
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager : Now, you know it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Or... well, like Brian, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.
Joanna : Okay. So you... you want me to wear more?
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager : Look. Joanna.
Joanna : Yeah.
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager : People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, okay? They come to Chotchkie's for the atmosphere and the attitude. Okay? That's what the flair's about. It's about fun.
Joanna : Yeah. Okay. So more then, yeah?
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager : Look, we want you to express yourself, okay? Now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then okay. But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that, okay? You do want to express yourself, don't you?
Joanna : Yeah, yeah.
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager : Okay. Great. Great. That's all I ask.
Fuuuck yes.