Rule 2

Merlin13245@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 465 points –
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The rules are more like a set of guidelines. You're not really beholden to them.

(Means 'fuck you, I'm not going to bed.')

Capt. Skull N Crosseyes clarifies “Bedtime” is polite misnomer for the nightly boning.

We're gonna bone this turkey by sunrise or your pizza's free.

Wait

I forget which job I'm at

Deee*bone this turkey. I know it’s a little overwhelming the Thanksgiving Deep dishes are a lot of work this time of year but worth it for the honor of wearing this Capt Crosseyes Morning Pizzeria apron and startin’ every day the Capt Crosseyes way.

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