To some, this would be a forgettable shitpost. To my five year old, a shabby library printout of this would be a prized possession.
Fuckin saved
Your kid will go to bed at 8 sharp like a clockwork
WOLF PACK RULE NO 1: CRANK THAT HOG AWOOOOO
HECK YEAH!!!1?! ARROO
SLEEP HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT MFERS
The rules are more like a set of guidelines. You're not really beholden to them.
(Means 'fuck you, I'm not going to bed.')
Capt. Skull N Crosseyes clarifies “Bedtime” is polite misnomer for the nightly boning.
We're gonna bone this turkey by sunrise or your pizza's free.
Wait
I forget which job I'm at
Mmm... turkey pizza... 🤤
Deee*bone this turkey. I know it’s a little overwhelming the Thanksgiving Deep dishes are a lot of work this time of year but worth it for the honor of wearing this Capt Crosseyes Morning Pizzeria apron and startin’ every day the Capt Crosseyes way.
Aw fuck
Save it for eight and take a rum break man you seem stressed
To some, this would be a forgettable shitpost. To my five year old, a shabby library printout of this would be a prized possession.
Fuckin saved
Your kid will go to bed at 8 sharp like a clockwork
WOLF PACK RULE NO 1: CRANK THAT HOG AWOOOOO
HECK YEAH!!!1?! ARROO
SLEEP HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT MFERS
The rules are more like a set of guidelines. You're not really beholden to them.
(Means 'fuck you, I'm not going to bed.')
Capt. Skull N Crosseyes clarifies “Bedtime” is polite misnomer for the nightly boning.
We're gonna bone this turkey by sunrise or your pizza's free.
Wait
I forget which job I'm at
Mmm... turkey pizza... 🤤
Deee*bone this turkey. I know it’s a little overwhelming the Thanksgiving Deep dishes are a lot of work this time of year but worth it for the honor of wearing this Capt Crosseyes Morning Pizzeria apron and startin’ every day the Capt Crosseyes way.
Aw fuck
Save it for eight and take a rum break man you seem stressed
The fuck it's not! My wife let's me stay up as long as I want!
...unless it's a work night...
I'll stay up as long as I damned well please. I do what I want 'cause a pirate is free.
You are a pirate.
Hoo boy, I sure love waking up a 3am.
Rule 3 you have to be awake after 9pm hence the picture poor soul hes only been getting 1 hour of sleep
Worst buttpirate ever
Your rules suck