Rule 2

Merlin13245@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 465 points –
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To some, this would be a forgettable shitpost. To my five year old, a shabby library printout of this would be a prized possession.

Fuckin saved

SLEEP HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT MFERS

The rules are more like a set of guidelines. You're not really beholden to them.

(Means 'fuck you, I'm not going to bed.')

Capt. Skull N Crosseyes clarifies “Bedtime” is polite misnomer for the nightly boning.

We're gonna bone this turkey by sunrise or your pizza's free.

Wait

I forget which job I'm at

Deee*bone this turkey. I know it’s a little overwhelming the Thanksgiving Deep dishes are a lot of work this time of year but worth it for the honor of wearing this Capt Crosseyes Morning Pizzeria apron and startin’ every day the Capt Crosseyes way.

5 more...

The fuck it's not! My wife let's me stay up as long as I want!

...unless it's a work night...

Rule 3 you have to be awake after 9pm hence the picture poor soul hes only been getting 1 hour of sleep