Couples, what secret language do you use to tell each other details that the company you're in doesn't understand or notice?

Einar@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 215 points –

What words, phrases or signs do you use and how do you get your partner's attention?

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My wife knows that if I say "Honey, I need to do that thing with my butt" she knows I have to poop, with everyone else listening blissfully unaware.

That sounds so much worse than just saying you need to poop.