You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 114 points – 1 years agoself-explanatory!!264Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsI’m happyBut you can poop only once every 3 days.That's my normal, so what's the problem?But only until you sober up.Ok that was dark.You die immediately after thisAn annoying happy-go-lucky theme song plays for all to hear around you.... despite having nightmarish diarrhea every hour, on the hour.
I’m happyBut you can poop only once every 3 days.That's my normal, so what's the problem?But only until you sober up.Ok that was dark.You die immediately after thisAn annoying happy-go-lucky theme song plays for all to hear around you.... despite having nightmarish diarrhea every hour, on the hour.
I’m happy
But you can poop only once every 3 days.
That's my normal, so what's the problem?
But only until you sober up.
Ok that was dark.
You die immediately after this
An annoying happy-go-lucky theme song plays for all to hear around you.
... despite having nightmarish diarrhea every hour, on the hour.