it was a wild ride

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Joe Biden blasted me with his 5g rays a few minutes earlier than expected

Gotta keep us on our toes, the crafty mfer

I heard the alert on my phone and suddenly I was dismantling a fired sniper rifle in a city I've never even been to before.

Caught me by surprise.

It was nice to get an over-the-air update to the microchips they put in my Covid vaccine at least!