The truth about Canada

Striker@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1253 points –
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I swear i saw this exact post and exchange like 3 months ago O.O

Maybe you're a time traveller! If I were you, I would use this power for the silliest things as long as they're funny.

I'll try and not mess the timeline too much <3

When you piss in the primordial ooze, try to hit one of the clumps that will eventually crawl out of the ocean and lead to my genetic line.

Trust me, that proto-lifeform earned it.