The truth about CanadaStriker@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1246 points – 9 months ago99Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentI swear i saw this exact post and exchange like 3 months ago O.OMaybe you're a time traveller! If I were you, I would use this power for the silliest things as long as they're funny.I'll try and not mess the timeline too much <3When you piss in the primordial ooze, try to hit one of the clumps that will eventually crawl out of the ocean and lead to my genetic line. Trust me, that proto-lifeform earned it.Then don't reveal that you're a time traveller blabbermouth!
I swear i saw this exact post and exchange like 3 months ago O.OMaybe you're a time traveller! If I were you, I would use this power for the silliest things as long as they're funny.I'll try and not mess the timeline too much <3When you piss in the primordial ooze, try to hit one of the clumps that will eventually crawl out of the ocean and lead to my genetic line. Trust me, that proto-lifeform earned it.Then don't reveal that you're a time traveller blabbermouth!
Maybe you're a time traveller! If I were you, I would use this power for the silliest things as long as they're funny.I'll try and not mess the timeline too much <3When you piss in the primordial ooze, try to hit one of the clumps that will eventually crawl out of the ocean and lead to my genetic line. Trust me, that proto-lifeform earned it.Then don't reveal that you're a time traveller blabbermouth!
I'll try and not mess the timeline too much <3When you piss in the primordial ooze, try to hit one of the clumps that will eventually crawl out of the ocean and lead to my genetic line. Trust me, that proto-lifeform earned it.Then don't reveal that you're a time traveller blabbermouth!
When you piss in the primordial ooze, try to hit one of the clumps that will eventually crawl out of the ocean and lead to my genetic line. Trust me, that proto-lifeform earned it.
I swear i saw this exact post and exchange like 3 months ago O.O
Maybe you're a time traveller! If I were you, I would use this power for the silliest things as long as they're funny.
I'll try and not mess the timeline too much <3
When you piss in the primordial ooze, try to hit one of the clumps that will eventually crawl out of the ocean and lead to my genetic line.
Trust me, that proto-lifeform earned it.
Then don't reveal that you're a time traveller blabbermouth!