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“Our branch banned 37 trans books this season!”

No, these are Librarians. They tend to be against book bannings.

"My branch has 5x the circulation as your branch."

"Well mine had more story times! We are building up our client base."

I like to imagine they compete to see who gets the best drag queen for story hour. We could do a draft!

This would be Texas, they would have private libraries, they would name them TRUTHberies, and their logos would all be blatantly racist and vaguely homoerotic.