When the pizza party is too expensive, you go with the EncourageMint

m-p{3}@lemmy.ca to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world – 1498 points –
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And stapled through the package, ripped the corner and then stapled through the packaging AGAIN.

The employees don't need packaging they probably eat off the floor.

You let your employees eat?

You let your employees use the floor??

I force mine to float through the power of will in order to save on cleaning.

Luxury, I make mine crawl under the floor and dock their pay for every tile they move out of place on my intricate mosaic tile floor.