What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Windows_Error_Noises@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 669 points –

Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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Saying I don't consent to surgery isn't the best thing to say. But gosh the the doctors face... priceless

Any professional would cancel the procedure at this point. Too much liability now.

There are a lot of good ones out there, but this just seems like a stupid move tbh and a way to get your surgery cancelled