Simple fix. Start airdropping booze to the Chinese ships.
Their navy hasn't had nearly enough experience with what happens when you give sailors mass quantities of alcohol. Half their fleet will end up at the bottom of the ocean and their prison system and brigs will promptly overflow.
I can say from experience, that the US Navy has mastered the art of wrangling intoxicated sailors to the point of it almost being an exotic art form. (No. Not "erotic" art form. You gotta go to the showers for that after a long period of shore leave.)
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Put him in a bed with the captains daughter?
I always remember it as throw them in the cabin with the captain's daughter.
Simple fix. Start airdropping booze to the Chinese ships.
Their navy hasn't had nearly enough experience with what happens when you give sailors mass quantities of alcohol. Half their fleet will end up at the bottom of the ocean and their prison system and brigs will promptly overflow.
I can say from experience, that the US Navy has mastered the art of wrangling intoxicated sailors to the point of it almost being an exotic art form. (No. Not "erotic" art form. You gotta go to the showers for that after a long period of shore leave.)
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Put him in a bed with the captains daughter?
I always remember it as throw them in the cabin with the captain's daughter.
...early in the morn-ing
Either way, probably not PC any more....