I burnt down your house and killed your family, but because you shot me in the foot, I'll burn down your neighborhood and kill your entire extended family.
Don't forget how they'll cry to all their friends and relatives that they were the victims all along.
That one doesn't hold up as well in court though...
there's a history of violence on both sides since the post-ww2 era. no one really has time or any real inclination to attend court
Ah the ol' "history of violence and I've got more killing to do, so ain't no time for court" defense. An interesting strategy. Suppose it depends on the judge.
it's got more to do with the accused/accuser - neither are going to visit a courtroom (ie: the hague).
come on man, you're not even following the format of the joke here.
my apologies
no need to apologize. Sorry if that came off dickish. I was trying to entice you into joining the black humor.
Don't forget how they'll cry to all their friends and relatives that they were the victims all along.
That one doesn't hold up as well in court though...
there's a history of violence on both sides since the post-ww2 era. no one really has time or any real inclination to attend court
Ah the ol' "history of violence and I've got more killing to do, so ain't no time for court" defense. An interesting strategy. Suppose it depends on the judge.
it's got more to do with the accused/accuser - neither are going to visit a courtroom (ie: the hague).
come on man, you're not even following the format of the joke here.
my apologies
no need to apologize. Sorry if that came off dickish. I was trying to entice you into joining the black humor.