What are the worst names you could give a baby boy?

FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 192 points –

Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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5 names at once.

As a guy that has 5 first names, I take offense!

Last time I met someone with 5 names we were in a psychiatry.

^Just\ a\ note^

Maybe my mom tried to tell everyone about my personality just by giving them my names?

It probably reflects her mental state too, depending on what the names are.

She put a little Pedro in there. 30 years later and I still don't know why

At least the depressed guys names had meaning oh god darwin

Polysyllabic words too.

Rosicrucian Bellefonte Adelaide Dormandius Xavier {last name} III (as there is no legal requirement to actually have a I and a II first)