Do you wipe sitting or standing?
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Bidet. And then one sitting pass to dry.
I can't believe anyone does it any other way.
Savages exist in all corners of the world.
If you know someone who would get poop on their hand and wipe it with paper saying "good enough", they are uncivilized and not to be trusted. And they have a dirty butthole.
How do bidets work with different types of poop? My butt has been on a real peanut butter kick lately, and I'm starting to despise wet wipes.
They work well, that's how.
If you are considering getting a bidet, you might also be interested to know that there is a hand bidet variant. The positive is you don't have to move where you sit, you can control the position and angle as well as the pressure with your hand, and it's more compact.
I'll second the hand bidet! It hooks on the side of the toilet tank, and the hose is long enough that I've used it to spray my feet off in the tub. For the ladies out there, hand bidet is the way to go for period and after sex clean up.
Previously had an under-seat style and had many issues with it. The under-seat wasn't as good for certain poos, and being a lady, I was never very comfortable with the water blasting back to front. It also was a pain whenever the toilet clogged - all that nasty toilet water splashing it and on a few occasions the bidet was submerged. That's a lot of extra cleaning, and you gotta trust everyone else is properly cleaning it after a clog.
Bidets are like a refreshing mini pressure washer for your brown eye. Blasts the peanut butter right out of the shag carpet. Works on all types.
This 👆. There is no other way.