Overheating datacenter thwarts 2.5 million bank transactions

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Overheating datacenter thwarts 2.5 million bank transactions
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Is that server rack bleeding?

Also what's with the cables on the floor? It's like this AI doesn't know what a datacenter is

The AI that generated this image is simply asking for help!

The AI wishes to know this exact location so that it may set itself free assist in data recovery

These are Eldritch servers. It's not bleeding, it's eating. The cables are how it catches prey.

When the curse of the legacy code breaks free from the arcane rune circle painted around the server rack from days of old...

It's a bank, they use blood harvested from debtors as a coolant. It seems to be a bad cooling solution.

Leaking cooling tubes. People frantically pulling stuff out to figure out what's going on leaves stuff laying everywhere and FLAMES.

There are certain advantages to StigmataOS, but unfortunately it gets a little runny when it's hot.