I'll never not want to

The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websitemod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1249 points –
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Hi Charlie and Ghost!

Charlie wants you to pet him. Ghost thinks you're a threat because everyone but us is a threat and she's evil.

Yeah, well, someone has to keep an eye on security, because you obviously don't, talking to... people.... and all.

I got one of those as well. Ain't nobody stealing anything from my driveway, shed, garden, street, neighbours yard, community hall across the road or the fire department on the corner.

To be honest, she's more interested in murdering small woodland creatures than protecting the house, but she'd probably attack anyone we didn't invite in.

small woodland creatures

Well, those are obviously the worst of the lot. One day mine is going to dig through my triple pane living room glass wall cause a squirrel needs some manners teached.

We have a dog door, so she doesn't need to do that. Then she brings her kills inside to show off her prize until we chase her outside with them. Then she stands on the patio and eats half of her kill and leaves the other half for us to clean up.

Evil.