It'll be interesting to watch someone establish a bank in a space station.
Inevitable, probably.
Yes sir we charge a nominal monthly fee to keep your account active when there is less than $2000 of deposits per month.
Oh, you'd like to close your account? No problem, unfortunately we can't do that over the phone but we'd be happy to help you with that in person at our head office in LEO.
It'll be interesting to watch someone establish a bank in a space station.
Inevitable, probably.
Yes sir we charge a nominal monthly fee to keep your account active when there is less than $2000 of deposits per month.
Oh, you'd like to close your account? No problem, unfortunately we can't do that over the phone but we'd be happy to help you with that in person at our head office in LEO.
Inevitably followed by space pirates..