Trump’s Idiot Lawyers Just Shared Faulty Evidence in Fraud Trial

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Trump’s Idiot Lawyers Just Shared Faulty Evidence in Fraud Trial
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Now hear me out: Arrested Development, Trump version. Think about it. A family of horrible, dumb people dragging each other down. The family father getting caught doing illegal stuff and running the dumbest defense ever. The idiot lawyer holding a press conference on a shitty parking lot next to a porn shop because noone bothered to check if it was the right Four Seasons (still the funniest thing to happen in the last 2,000 years). I can totally see Eric Trump saying "Illusion, Ivanka. Magic is something a whore does for money."

The only thing missing is someone decent enough to play Michael (which is saying something, because even Michael was a horrible person).

Henry Winkler shows up. "I've got some experience defending 'light treason'! "

I was actually thinking Jeffrey Tambor would be a great pick for Pence.

Tambor could do a great Rudy Giuliani.

Rudy needs someone more erratic, small, short and with a scrunched up face