Trump’s Eldest Sister Found Dead in Her Manhattan Home

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Trump’s Eldest Sister Found Dead in Her Manhattan Home
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I mean, old people die.

Oh shit, should we tell them? Do they know?

Am I going to die?

Only if you are 30+, which is considered old enough to die, as back pain starts to manifest.

...i slipped down a wet flight of stairs fifteen years ago, in my late thirties, and took the typical six weeks to restore my mobility, six months for full recovery...

...after fifty, though, as i was leaning over one day, my spine decided to just let go and has repeated the exercise four times since: i'm pretty sure that's when my factory warranty expired...