Senior Citizen Sexbalderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 418 points – 11 months ago68Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsSeriously. I have to go into nursing homes all the time. The ladies at them are the thirstiest women I've ever met. ....but ya know, a hole is a hole 🤷I ain't into old ladies but a Werther's original is a Werther's original.That's where they get practice 😉 And don't get me started on when they remove the dentures!ಠ_ಠIf there's a hole there's a goalA pensioner's vag is like a pork pie. You have to break through the crust and the jelly to get to the meatWhat a terrible day to have eyes.I used to do the same, and yea they do be getting down all the time. Definitely interrupted a few lemon parties.
Seriously. I have to go into nursing homes all the time. The ladies at them are the thirstiest women I've ever met. ....but ya know, a hole is a hole 🤷I ain't into old ladies but a Werther's original is a Werther's original.That's where they get practice 😉 And don't get me started on when they remove the dentures!ಠ_ಠIf there's a hole there's a goalA pensioner's vag is like a pork pie. You have to break through the crust and the jelly to get to the meatWhat a terrible day to have eyes.I used to do the same, and yea they do be getting down all the time. Definitely interrupted a few lemon parties.
I ain't into old ladies but a Werther's original is a Werther's original.That's where they get practice 😉 And don't get me started on when they remove the dentures!
If there's a hole there's a goalA pensioner's vag is like a pork pie. You have to break through the crust and the jelly to get to the meatWhat a terrible day to have eyes.
A pensioner's vag is like a pork pie. You have to break through the crust and the jelly to get to the meatWhat a terrible day to have eyes.
I used to do the same, and yea they do be getting down all the time. Definitely interrupted a few lemon parties.
Seriously.
I have to go into nursing homes all the time. The ladies at them are the thirstiest women I've ever met.
....but ya know, a hole is a hole 🤷
I ain't into old ladies but a Werther's original is a Werther's original.
That's where they get practice 😉
And don't get me started on when they remove the dentures!
ಠ_à²
If there's a hole there's a goal
A pensioner's vag is like a pork pie. You have to break through the crust and the jelly to get to the meat
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I used to do the same, and yea they do be getting down all the time. Definitely interrupted a few lemon parties.