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π”Όπ•©π•¦π•€π•šπ•’@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 625 points –
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Well, that's not nice... my mom would never fuck a turkey... not on thanksgiving anyaway.

I personally know at least twenty turkeys that would disagree with that comment.

That many, huh... maybe we should have eaten them instead of letting them go.

Was it alive?

IDK, I was in the other room with my sister.

What did it sound like?

What, me and my sister doing the dirty?

No the fucking of the turkey I know what fucking a sister sound like

It was oiled up, so not much sound comming from there, except the occasional "shlup, shlup"... my mom was kinda weird though, she kept moaning our dog's name for some reason πŸ€”.