You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?

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I'm pooping next to my toilet, inside this wall. The tp roll is in my belly.

Same. There is also a handicap rail through my sternum.

(This is the exact scenario that occurred to me.)

Same, minus the pooping and being inside a wall. But I did eat a roll of toilet paper once. (/j) (I have never eaten a roll of toilet paper, yet)