This toilet paper at my work

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Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

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Capitalism is why you have toilet paper in the first place.

Toilet paper was invented in the 15th century. Capitalism in the 16th. Explains a lot actually..

True, in a better system, we'd have superior solutions to posterior cleaning than the barbaric, wasteful method of using paper

Edit: and better autocorrect as well

*than

You can move to North Korea and experience all the glory of a better system today!

Nah, I think I'll just move back to the reservation instead

Why trade one genocidal state for another?

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