My children will refer to me as father.

Striker@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1383 points –
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Sometimes my mom says I'm a good girl when I help her out and it kinda icks me out <.<; I'm like "uuucchh you're my mom, not my dom! Stop calling me that!" but I don't wanna actually say that to her because that seems like it'll just make the matter even more awkward.

Anyway, hi, Lemmy Shitpost, how are you :D 😅🤣

you’re my mom, not my dom

This is such a great line but also super niche in situations where it’s appropriate. I think you gotta take the opportunity to drop it next time it appears… you have no choice

super niche

Imean... One would expect, no?!

you have no choice

You're not even my mom! Nyeh-nyeh! :P (See, it's funny because it implies that dom > mom > rando ... but I'd never listen to Mom harharharharhar I should really have a nap.)

“You’re my mom not my dom”

Great now I’m dreading the day I hear this said to my gf from her kid