She broke it so she could baguette properly....

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+1 point for bending it half

+10 points if she used her knee

+20 if she blew smoke in your face and told you to get out

Ah, nineties Spar. The pick-and-mix was right under her ashtray. I can still taste the strawberry laces with a hint of Pall Mall.