And this is why I no longer have cable.

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No sir, I am a good Christian Man, raised right.

Whats my favorite Veggie Tales song, you ask?

We are the piiiiirates

Who dont do anything

We just staaaay here

And lie around

Er um. Yes. Just a catchy tune! Nothing relevant about my online activities here sir, nope ;)

Look, I'm just asking you to do anything

Fine.

bathes in yogurt while licking a sparkplug

Kinky

I mean Larry is a cucumber, and I have heard that country gals make do with what theyve got.