And this is why I no longer have cable.Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1212 points – 11 months ago167Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentThey're making people watch commercials on the streaming services now too. There's really only one solution left, matey.No sir, I am a good Christian Man, raised right. Whats my favorite Veggie Tales song, you ask? We are the piiiiirates Who dont do anything We just staaaay here And lie around Er um. Yes. Just a catchy tune! Nothing relevant about my online activities here sir, nope ;)Look, I'm just asking you to do anythingAnd I'm just telling you, we don't do anythingAnd I've never been to Boston in the fall.Fine. bathes in yogurt while licking a sparkplugKinkyI mean Larry is a cucumber, and I have heard that country gals make do with what theyve got.SpasticMy popup blocker works on streaming so no commercials there.That doesn't stop, for example, Amazon showing you commercials for other Prime shows before showing you what you want to watch.That was one of the reasons why I was watching pirated versions of the Amazon shows even when I was paying for prime.There's a skip button and at least it's for their own content. If they remove the skip button and start advertising unrelated products then fuck emParamount+ doesn't have a skip button, but I already gave them up.Worse, Hulu advertises the fucking show I'm currently watching. Your popup blocker?! What year is this, 1999?This chair be high, says I!
They're making people watch commercials on the streaming services now too. There's really only one solution left, matey.No sir, I am a good Christian Man, raised right. Whats my favorite Veggie Tales song, you ask? We are the piiiiirates Who dont do anything We just staaaay here And lie around Er um. Yes. Just a catchy tune! Nothing relevant about my online activities here sir, nope ;)Look, I'm just asking you to do anythingAnd I'm just telling you, we don't do anythingAnd I've never been to Boston in the fall.Fine. bathes in yogurt while licking a sparkplugKinkyI mean Larry is a cucumber, and I have heard that country gals make do with what theyve got.SpasticMy popup blocker works on streaming so no commercials there.That doesn't stop, for example, Amazon showing you commercials for other Prime shows before showing you what you want to watch.That was one of the reasons why I was watching pirated versions of the Amazon shows even when I was paying for prime.There's a skip button and at least it's for their own content. If they remove the skip button and start advertising unrelated products then fuck emParamount+ doesn't have a skip button, but I already gave them up.Worse, Hulu advertises the fucking show I'm currently watching. Your popup blocker?! What year is this, 1999?This chair be high, says I!
No sir, I am a good Christian Man, raised right. Whats my favorite Veggie Tales song, you ask? We are the piiiiirates Who dont do anything We just staaaay here And lie around Er um. Yes. Just a catchy tune! Nothing relevant about my online activities here sir, nope ;)Look, I'm just asking you to do anythingAnd I'm just telling you, we don't do anythingAnd I've never been to Boston in the fall.Fine. bathes in yogurt while licking a sparkplugKinkyI mean Larry is a cucumber, and I have heard that country gals make do with what theyve got.Spastic
Look, I'm just asking you to do anythingAnd I'm just telling you, we don't do anythingAnd I've never been to Boston in the fall.Fine. bathes in yogurt while licking a sparkplugKinkyI mean Larry is a cucumber, and I have heard that country gals make do with what theyve got.
Fine. bathes in yogurt while licking a sparkplugKinkyI mean Larry is a cucumber, and I have heard that country gals make do with what theyve got.
My popup blocker works on streaming so no commercials there.That doesn't stop, for example, Amazon showing you commercials for other Prime shows before showing you what you want to watch.That was one of the reasons why I was watching pirated versions of the Amazon shows even when I was paying for prime.There's a skip button and at least it's for their own content. If they remove the skip button and start advertising unrelated products then fuck emParamount+ doesn't have a skip button, but I already gave them up.Worse, Hulu advertises the fucking show I'm currently watching. Your popup blocker?! What year is this, 1999?
That doesn't stop, for example, Amazon showing you commercials for other Prime shows before showing you what you want to watch.That was one of the reasons why I was watching pirated versions of the Amazon shows even when I was paying for prime.There's a skip button and at least it's for their own content. If they remove the skip button and start advertising unrelated products then fuck emParamount+ doesn't have a skip button, but I already gave them up.Worse, Hulu advertises the fucking show I'm currently watching.
That was one of the reasons why I was watching pirated versions of the Amazon shows even when I was paying for prime.
There's a skip button and at least it's for their own content. If they remove the skip button and start advertising unrelated products then fuck emParamount+ doesn't have a skip button, but I already gave them up.
They're making people watch commercials on the streaming services now too. There's really only one solution left, matey.
No sir, I am a good Christian Man, raised right.
Whats my favorite Veggie Tales song, you ask?
We are the piiiiirates
Who dont do anything
We just staaaay here
And lie around
Er um. Yes. Just a catchy tune! Nothing relevant about my online activities here sir, nope ;)
Look, I'm just asking you to do anything
And I'm just telling you, we don't do anything
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.
Fine.
bathes in yogurt while licking a sparkplug
Kinky
I mean Larry is a cucumber, and I have heard that country gals make do with what theyve got.
Spastic
My popup blocker works on streaming so no commercials there.
That doesn't stop, for example, Amazon showing you commercials for other Prime shows before showing you what you want to watch.
That was one of the reasons why I was watching pirated versions of the Amazon shows even when I was paying for prime.
There's a skip button and at least it's for their own content. If they remove the skip button and start advertising unrelated products then fuck em
Paramount+ doesn't have a skip button, but I already gave them up.
Worse, Hulu advertises the fucking show I'm currently watching.
Your popup blocker?! What year is this, 1999?
This chair be high, says I!