The only thing keeping us Millennials going at this point

ZeroCool@feddit.ch to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 803 points –
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I will accept no other possibility.

This would be the day that I die. And it comes out with some serious force like Katy Perry getting absolutely blasted to the floor? But the person who opens it is some old mayor or something. My entire life would have a point.

Then it initiates false vacuum decay. The perfect end.