Company tells employees to run miles each month if they want their bonusesLee Duna@lemmy.nz to World News@lemmy.world – 389 points – 6 months agotechspot.com259Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentI'm sure they offer alternatives. Not everything is so black and white. Our companies in particular is just 30 exercise minutes so you can do whatever you want to get your heart rate up.Sex. I want my company to pay me to sex. I feel like I could totally get behind that. Sexually.A 2-mile run per day is about 20-30 minutes of cardio. You can count sex, but how are you going to get the other 19-29 minutes?Literally one of my co workers does that.I hope 'going to therapy to treat your depression because you can't force yourself to go out and exercise' is offered as an alternative too.
I'm sure they offer alternatives. Not everything is so black and white. Our companies in particular is just 30 exercise minutes so you can do whatever you want to get your heart rate up.Sex. I want my company to pay me to sex. I feel like I could totally get behind that. Sexually.A 2-mile run per day is about 20-30 minutes of cardio. You can count sex, but how are you going to get the other 19-29 minutes?Literally one of my co workers does that.I hope 'going to therapy to treat your depression because you can't force yourself to go out and exercise' is offered as an alternative too.
Sex. I want my company to pay me to sex. I feel like I could totally get behind that. Sexually.A 2-mile run per day is about 20-30 minutes of cardio. You can count sex, but how are you going to get the other 19-29 minutes?Literally one of my co workers does that.
A 2-mile run per day is about 20-30 minutes of cardio. You can count sex, but how are you going to get the other 19-29 minutes?
I hope 'going to therapy to treat your depression because you can't force yourself to go out and exercise' is offered as an alternative too.
I'm sure they offer alternatives. Not everything is so black and white.
Our companies in particular is just 30 exercise minutes so you can do whatever you want to get your heart rate up.
Sex. I want my company to pay me to sex. I feel like I could totally get behind that. Sexually.
A 2-mile run per day is about 20-30 minutes of cardio. You can count sex, but how are you going to get the other 19-29 minutes?
Literally one of my co workers does that.
I hope 'going to therapy to treat your depression because you can't force yourself to go out and exercise' is offered as an alternative too.