Explain bidets for me please.

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 216 points –

How do you not drip back onto it? Do you use paper too? How is it okay for me to use the same one right after Typhoid Larry? Doesn't poo go everywhere?

It just seems so weird.

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Why are you making out like OP is stupid for asking questions about something they clearly just don't know much about? You could have just answered the questions.

Op didn't even respond to a single comment here i.e. They are just venting about the 'weirdness' of a bidet and not actually looking for answers - just looking to validate their stupid opinion. So calling them out on that is the correct response.

Or, quite possibly, reading others' answers to a question doesn't require another response from the questioner no matter how delicate your sensibilities may be. Or maybe OP just is less terminally online than you and hasn't been back to lemmy since posting this yesterday at 20:03, which is what, 12 whole hr ago during the holiday season?