Milking machinefunny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 165 points – 6 months ago59Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentIf they configure them face to face, they could probably build one machine that jerks off two donors at the same time, on the upstroke and downstroke.We'd have to account for their height, wouldn't we?Height’s irrelevant. You need to measure the dick to floor ratio.Well, it's just a compression algorithm, we can apply thatJust put the shorter one on a stool.Mechanical docking machine
If they configure them face to face, they could probably build one machine that jerks off two donors at the same time, on the upstroke and downstroke.We'd have to account for their height, wouldn't we?Height’s irrelevant. You need to measure the dick to floor ratio.Well, it's just a compression algorithm, we can apply thatJust put the shorter one on a stool.Mechanical docking machine
We'd have to account for their height, wouldn't we?Height’s irrelevant. You need to measure the dick to floor ratio.Well, it's just a compression algorithm, we can apply thatJust put the shorter one on a stool.
If they configure them face to face, they could probably build one machine that jerks off two donors at the same time, on the upstroke and downstroke.
We'd have to account for their height, wouldn't we?
Height’s irrelevant. You need to measure the dick to floor ratio.
Well, it's just a compression algorithm, we can apply that
Just put the shorter one on a stool.
Mechanical docking machine