What have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...

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"Baby baby, I brought you your toast again."

Def annoyed her.

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I do at least two things that she pretends to hate, but definitely does not.

  1. When discussing something I always reply this way:
  • Her: Come on, say something.
  • Me: Something.
  1. When she needs to do something in the future:
  • Her: Remind me, that I have to buy milk tomorrow.
  • Me: instantly You know, you have to buy milk tomorrow.

That second one followed by "I've done my part so don't forget!"

Wife: Promise you will always listen to me.

Me: I promise to listen but not do what you say.