SpaceX executives worried Elon Musk was on drugs during 'cringeworthy' all-hands meeting, WSJ reports

That would be the news of the 24th century.

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Apart from every single gram of weight having to be accounted for when you're talking about rocketry.

I get the joke, but it's the perfect way to have a body never found again. There would be many times during the whole thing he could have been caught if he had in fact done so. Think there are a few better ways to get rid of a body with less eyes on the situation.