Just fuck my shit up

MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 593 points –

Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

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I hate the design, but that's really well done. Angled tile going around a corner? That's some challenging work! I don't even know how you'd cut those tiles, and you can't bend tile.

Good callout. The tiles are cut halfway, stiching them together with white grout/silcon along the edge so it doesn't stand out with the normal grout. At least that'd be my guess.

linoleum

Look at the way the light reflects on the far right between the sink and the mirror. I think that's tile.

Edit: Or the top of the lights, the underside of the top square.

I honestly can't see a way that doesn't result in some visible something (although maybe not visible in a photo). You could throw money at it and get custom tiles made, but you'd have to have your measurements and tiling technique perfected to make that work.

This is why I don't like tiling. :)

I'm gonna saythat those aren't tiles but some shitty tile print linoleum.

I can't tell if the mirror is flush with the tile or if it was just outlined in grout, but either way, this contractor cares about the details. I would've just slapped the mirror on top.

Edit: Someone help me out. Is that sink really small, or are the tiles on the top sides of the sink extra long as part of the illusion? Are the white tiles on the left wall square?

I hate that there's no showerhead though.

Good example of amazing craftsmanship used for evil.