Poseidon whyStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 263 points – 9 months ago24Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsGet rekt you non-bidet having fucksBidet? I'm not some weirdo European. Anyway, time to smear dry paper on my ass crack and then go about my day."Hate it? I go out of my way to have it happen!"Why stop at posiden's kiss when you can have posiden's pissPoseidon's power washerI pressure wash my prostate because it feels nice.
Get rekt you non-bidet having fucksBidet? I'm not some weirdo European. Anyway, time to smear dry paper on my ass crack and then go about my day."Hate it? I go out of my way to have it happen!"Why stop at posiden's kiss when you can have posiden's pissPoseidon's power washerI pressure wash my prostate because it feels nice.
Bidet? I'm not some weirdo European. Anyway, time to smear dry paper on my ass crack and then go about my day.
"Hate it? I go out of my way to have it happen!"Why stop at posiden's kiss when you can have posiden's pissPoseidon's power washerI pressure wash my prostate because it feels nice.
Get rekt you non-bidet having fucks
Bidet? I'm not some weirdo European. Anyway, time to smear dry paper on my ass crack and then go about my day.
"Hate it? I go out of my way to have it happen!"
Why stop at posiden's kiss when you can have posiden's piss
Poseidon's power washer
I pressure wash my prostate because it feels nice.