If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1178 points –
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This is just shameful. You are a bad person and you should feel bad. Also, I shared this with like 10 people already.

Dude. You can't shame me into feeling bad. That's my mother's job, and she's FANTASTIC at it.

She's fantastic at another job as well. 😉

Quantity surveying?

No, a blowjob. Yeah, she really knows how to work that leafblower to get the sidewalks clean.