If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1179 points –
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Dude. You can't shame me into feeling bad. That's my mother's job, and she's FANTASTIC at it.

She's fantastic at another job as well. 😉

Quantity surveying?

No, a blowjob. Yeah, she really knows how to work that leafblower to get the sidewalks clean.