Carrot

Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 373 points –
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You can remove that, no problem. Just need to drive into something really fast.

Wow, that was easy, it came off by itself!

Quick followup, how do you remove a carrot from your nasal cavity?

Introduce a small rabbit up there.

Then its just a matter of finding a weasel to go after the rabbit.

When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

The airbag does not launch the whole horn button at you.