Carrot

Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 373 points –
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You can remove that, no problem. Just need to drive into something really fast.

Wow, that was easy, it came off by itself!

Quick followup, how do you remove a carrot from your nasal cavity?

Introduce a small rabbit up there.

Then its just a matter of finding a weasel to go after the rabbit.

When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

The airbag does not launch the whole horn button at you.

Some funny carrot smuggling business going on here

I would leave the carrot for a couple of days until it dehydrates and shrinks up, then just turn the wheel 180, should fall out.

Sit an open cup of ranch nearby and wait. The carrot will crawl out to dip itself and you can capture it.

There are usually only a couple screws that hold in the horn button. They're usually located on the backside of the steering wheel and they usually go in toward the center from the outside.

Edit: yes, like the following comment says: airbags are extremely dangerous. They are literally explosives. If doing any work on the steering wheel i highly recommend disconnecting the battery.

I'd like to add that anyone messing around with anything in that area should be aware that the airbag is very much capable of taking your head off and throwing it into the back seat so make damn sure you know what you're doing.

ABSOLUTELY. Airbags are literally explosives. I always disconnect the battery.

If you have kids it’s entirely understandable

You just add celery and cucumbers, and you almost have crudités.