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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 925 points – 10 months ago

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So true. We are all here for our whole lives.

If the rapture is 15 minutes late then we’re legally allowed to leave

Technically they can’t rapture you if you don’t want to. You made no agreement with them.

I made no agreement on the inbound but here I am idk

Look, we’re all just a bunch travelers, we have no contracts.

This is the best thing I've heard all day

Still in bed, but what a start