You are granted one of the following super powers: which one do you choose?

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LIMITATIONS:

  • Flight -- Cannot fly faster than 48 kph/30 mph.
  • Speed -- Cannot move faster than the speed of sound or run on penetrable surfaces (e.g., water). Super speed is not restricted to running.
  • Telekinesis -- Cannot lift more than 2,270 kilograms/5,000 pounds. Cannot use power on your own body.
  • Invisibility -- Must be conscious to remain invisible. Your clothes become invisible when you do.
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Yes you can. Try not to fall off though lol

Doesn't that make flight totally pointless as an option then? You could just do it on something you're strapped into or inside of like a body harness or a replica iron man suit

Makes me wonder if flight propels your body equally. One could easily turn one's self into applesauce by accident with the tk suit.

Either way, it's flight for me

I'll telekinetically hoist myself up by my underwear. The ultimate wedgie, but Two powers for the price of one!

That's the deciding factor for me then.

I'm gonna die falling off my snowboard, but it'll be worth it.

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