Apple Vision Pro Owners Are Struggling to Figure Out What They Just Boughtpsychothumbs@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.world – 589 points – 8 months agonymag.com267Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentThe masturbating in public might be a dead give away tooOh shit... I wonder if they see me doing it now? This subway car seems pretty full, but no one's making eye contact... so I should be cool. Actually, this makes me wonder if the Vision Pro would register your strokes as inputs while you were trying to do the deed?Yes. And if you’re connected to the internet you’ll start summoning demons.Public? No officer, i was masturbating on the moon!Nono you can send out a signal to everyone else's Vision Pro to hide what you're doing with your hands. You'll be totally in private!
The masturbating in public might be a dead give away tooOh shit... I wonder if they see me doing it now? This subway car seems pretty full, but no one's making eye contact... so I should be cool. Actually, this makes me wonder if the Vision Pro would register your strokes as inputs while you were trying to do the deed?Yes. And if you’re connected to the internet you’ll start summoning demons.Public? No officer, i was masturbating on the moon!Nono you can send out a signal to everyone else's Vision Pro to hide what you're doing with your hands. You'll be totally in private!
Oh shit... I wonder if they see me doing it now? This subway car seems pretty full, but no one's making eye contact... so I should be cool. Actually, this makes me wonder if the Vision Pro would register your strokes as inputs while you were trying to do the deed?Yes. And if you’re connected to the internet you’ll start summoning demons.
Nono you can send out a signal to everyone else's Vision Pro to hide what you're doing with your hands. You'll be totally in private!
The masturbating in public might be a dead give away too
Oh shit... I wonder if they see me doing it now? This subway car seems pretty full, but no one's making eye contact... so I should be cool.
Actually, this makes me wonder if the Vision Pro would register your strokes as inputs while you were trying to do the deed?
Yes. And if you’re connected to the internet you’ll start summoning demons.
Public? No officer, i was masturbating on the moon!
Nono you can send out a signal to everyone else's Vision Pro to hide what you're doing with your hands. You'll be totally in private!