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Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1041 points –
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Was this about the cop who went full schizo, did two barrel rolls and magdumped the back of his police car?

With a person hancuffed in the back seat of the vheicle he shot at.

No. This is about the new movie by M. Night Shamalan - "Deez Nuts" it's about killer nuts trying to takeover a small Midwestern town. Apparently his kid developed nut allergies and it was his inspiration to produce this film.

The thing about that cop and the acorn is crazy tho yo.

It took me way too long to figure out what you meant. I'm like... butt allergies, what!? :-P

Butt allergies are the worst. I changed it to nut allergies to make my statement more factually correct. Don't want to start any rumors about M. Night Shamalan's kid having butt allergies.

And the second cop pops in no idea why there's shooting or from where, so she also starts emptying her mag into whatever she sees

To be fair to her, his actions were so bizarre she said she assumed he must have been hit because he was rolling around in the middle of the street while shouting "I've been hit."