Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1133 points –
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Couldn't you just like go in an upstairs bathroom and just lock the door?

The snakes could go down the drain of a toilet in the other restroom, and come out inside your restroom.

I am sick of these mother fucking snakes in the mother fucking bathroom

I'm an tired of these mother fucking mambas in this mother fucking mall

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING BATHROOM

Maybe, but that would work with the Silverback too 🤷

Regardless, 24 hours locked in a bathroom could be its own kind of hell tbh..

Meh that isn't too far away from my life most days. Except I don't have to wash dishes.

At least with the gorilla I'd feel safe sleeping after locking enough doors, can not say the same with the snakes.