Rapture ASAP Please!

SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 38 points –

I saw a clip of one of those mega church sleezebags stating the the rapture is days away. I hope he and his friends in his words "go poof" sooner than later. Then I will have more room on the sidewalk for my electric wheelchair.

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Jokes aside, the magic tomes indicate it would be The Great Depression times 2008 times Covid times WWII. Millions of people vanish(realistically like a few thousand would meet qualifications as "good Christians") and panic sets in, the stock market collapses, widespread looting/riots, war in various hotspots, plague, famine, etc.

So basically bad times and anybody unfit to fight for survival dies.

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