Rapture ASAP Please!

SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 38 points –

I saw a clip of one of those mega church sleezebags stating the the rapture is days away. I hope he and his friends in his words "go poof" sooner than later. Then I will have more room on the sidewalk for my electric wheelchair.

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How’s that any different from today?

(Just kidding, gallows humor)

Jokes aside, the magic tomes indicate it would be The Great Depression times 2008 times Covid times WWII. Millions of people vanish(realistically like a few thousand would meet qualifications as "good Christians") and panic sets in, the stock market collapses, widespread looting/riots, war in various hotspots, plague, famine, etc.

So basically bad times and anybody unfit to fight for survival dies.

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