How many times will I tell you?

psy32nd@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 598 points –
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The difference is that if I forget to put the toilet seat down, she can fall in.

Vs if she forgets to put the seat up, I just pee all over the toilet seat.

I've never understood this... are people just blindly launching their butts at toilets? Are the lights off? Is alcohol involved?

Muscle memory mostly. I've done it a couple of times.

That makes sense. I guess I'm the opposite. I have a habit of scrutinizing every toilet I sit on because I don't trust placing the delicate bits over random holes...

The vast majority of the time it's fine. It's seemingly only happened in the past when there's been a guest over who doesn't put the seat down themselves. When you have a white seat on a white toilet then it can be easy to make bad calls from subconscious glances.

I don't know about you but I look at what I'm about to sit on.

I'm talking maybe 3 times in 30 years here, and it's nothing dramatic, just an 'ah this is colder than a toilet seat should be' before standing up again.

I mean, considerate of you and all but maybe this is just my chaos sitzpinkler enby opinion but if you get into the habit of checking the toilet for a second beforehand because you don't expect it to be reset for your specific needs this doesn't happen.

I never expect people to put the seat down for me nor do I expect to put the seat up for them as both require the same amount of effort to rejig the toilet seat and it cannot be counted on who will be using the bathroom next. This feels a little bit "holding the door open for the lady" courtesy. A weird holdover gendered etiquette expectation for folks who stand and pee that just hasn't been re-examined.