Dasnap

@Dasnap@lemmy.world
61 Post – 732 Comments
Joined 1 years ago

It was set to protect human lives, so it made the only logical play.

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He was stealing his sister's toys and fucking with them in ways that scared her. Lad isn't innocent.

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Specifying a 'racist conservative' is redundant.

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Mostly that IPOs put companies into 'infinite growth mode' which is obviously impossible, so their product just degrades over time. They can't just do 'good enough' anymore.

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Put trans woman into male prison

"Why is everyone simping for her?"

I'm sure they'd use worse terminology but you get my point.

And you can eat your favorite chaff at the same time!

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The company said that it will still have opt-out controls in “select countries” without specifying which ones.

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There was an extinction event and Wojak evolved to fill in the ecosystem's niches.

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

I think they should add a 15% tip to be polite.

There's nothing more manly than fucking other men.

Oh? You want to bang a soft, gentle lady? Don't think you can endure a cock up the arse? Toughen up, soyboy.

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Looks like Yatzee is losing access to the Zero Punctuation IP, so he'll have to move to a different brand. Must be a bloody difficult move after being with ZP for almost 20 years.

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They accidentally left it calibrated for an Australian launch.

land of the free

look inside

slaves

If the football teams just worked together, they could score so many more goals.

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Dude, there's a whole chapter about altering the fundamentals of quantum mechanics in Da Rulez.

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Donate my body to the worst medical student in the collage college. I'll definitely be an F level carcass.

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Straight women and gay men can also love them because they're just cool.

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Tories really trying to cause as much harm as possible before they get voted out so they can blame the next party for mismanaging their mistakes.

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the U.K.’s Minister for Culture, Media and Sport simply re-hashes an imaginary world in which messages can be scanned while user privacy is maintained.

Those are literally opposites to each other.

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What's missing from the bottom is the women saying the same thing.

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TL;DR Get off Adblock Plus and onto uBlock Origin.

The past decade of the tech industry has felt very snakeoil-y.

INB4 "It always has been."

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Yeah I came instantly during a work meeting and had to waddle to the bathroom.

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This is some properly multi-layered irony.

If hunters want to become an ethnic group then I guess I'm becoming a racist.

You can make the most vile, cynical, brainrotting product if you advertise it to Gamers™.

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Activision Blizzard moment.

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Slaps roof of Electron

This bad boy can fit so much fucking Javascript in it.

"This truly was a Cyberpunk 2077."

The difference here is that it's pissing off businesses, not users.

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You've gotta defend for an infinite amount of time, but they've only gotta succeed once.

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I read some protestors are protesting against racism.

There have been counter-protests which have vastly outnumbered the supremacist protest. It's great to see.

Basically this was triggered by a false rumor that recent child murders were committed by a Muslim immigrant, where in reality they were an unstable 1st generation (so fully UK born and raised) and from a Christian family. It was basically the tipping point for a lot of pent-up racists. A former MI6 agent has pretty much confirmed this rumor was probably started by a propaganda group, likely Russian, and likely a response to a more left-leaning political party recently being voted into No. 10.

They use robo arms to just rub people's limp bodies together.

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The bloat is starting to annoy me. Who asked for stories? How do I get rid of the annoying prompt at the top of the app?

Its basic-ness was one of the original reasons I liked it.

They add loads of bullshit but they still won't add the option to disable read-receipts.

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The amount of the internet and cloud infrastructure that is built on public Docker images makes this... worrying.

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:-3

Boss: "Were you looking at porn in the office?"

IT guy: