Dasnap

@Dasnap@lemmy.world
51 Post – 632 Comments
Joined 1 years ago

All I did was develop anorexia and now I always feel cold :)

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Character arc.

It was set to protect human lives, so it made the only logical play.

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He was stealing his sister's toys and fucking with them in ways that scared her. Lad isn't innocent.

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Put trans woman into male prison

"Why is everyone simping for her?"

I'm sure they'd use worse terminology but you get my point.

Mostly that IPOs put companies into 'infinite growth mode' which is obviously impossible, so their product just degrades over time. They can't just do 'good enough' anymore.

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The company said that it will still have opt-out controls in “select countries” without specifying which ones.

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There was an extinction event and Wojak evolved to fill in the ecosystem's niches.

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

I think they should add a 15% tip to be polite.

There's nothing more manly than fucking other men.

Oh? You want to bang a soft, gentle lady? Don't think you can endure a cock up the arse? Toughen up, soyboy.

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Looks like Yatzee is losing access to the Zero Punctuation IP, so he'll have to move to a different brand. Must be a bloody difficult move after being with ZP for almost 20 years.

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They accidentally left it calibrated for an Australian launch.

If the football teams just worked together, they could score so many more goals.

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land of the free

look inside

slaves

Dude, there's a whole chapter about altering the fundamentals of quantum mechanics in Da Rulez.

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Donate my body to the worst medical student in the collage college. I'll definitely be an F level carcass.

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Tories really trying to cause as much harm as possible before they get voted out so they can blame the next party for mismanaging their mistakes.

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the U.K.’s Minister for Culture, Media and Sport simply re-hashes an imaginary world in which messages can be scanned while user privacy is maintained.

Those are literally opposites to each other.

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Straight women and gay men can also love them because they're just cool.

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What's missing from the bottom is the women saying the same thing.

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TL;DR Get off Adblock Plus and onto uBlock Origin.

The past decade of the tech industry has felt very snakeoil-y.

INB4 "It always has been."

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Yeah I came instantly during a work meeting and had to waddle to the bathroom.

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Activision Blizzard moment.

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Slaps roof of Electron

This bad boy can fit so much fucking Javascript in it.

"This truly was a Cyberpunk 2077."

The difference here is that it's pissing off businesses, not users.

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You've gotta defend for an infinite amount of time, but they've only gotta succeed once.

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They use robo arms to just rub people's limp bodies together.

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The bloat is starting to annoy me. Who asked for stories? How do I get rid of the annoying prompt at the top of the app?

Its basic-ness was one of the original reasons I liked it.

They add loads of bullshit but they still won't add the option to disable read-receipts.

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The amount of the internet and cloud infrastructure that is built on public Docker images makes this... worrying.

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:-3

Paramount have literally gone bankrupt because of your actions.

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They expect Game Pass titles to have their bill footed by Microsoft.

There's kicking the nest, and then there's kicking the fucking queen bee.

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Can anyone recommend a good cock for beginners?

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"We'll just put the disabled passengers in the cargo hold. Problem solved."

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